Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

women's rights, lol

arena football

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A man buys a prius

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Koalas mum is a slut

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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