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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What is red? A rock painted red

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

You know what's cool? Yep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

KILL WHITEY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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