whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Adele walks into the stables

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Sammi suck kyles chode

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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