What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Women's rights

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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