- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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