Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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