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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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