How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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The truth is he loves her!!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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