Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

U mad?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

these are shit

have safe sex

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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