- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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