Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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