What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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