- Anti Joke

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A midget walked under a bar.

Jack Stevens

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say