- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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