- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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