How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Anti Joke

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