- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

baskets

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

pee

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.