- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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