- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Actually it was me Josh brown

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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