- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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