- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

You suck big fat slobber

women's rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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