What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Chuck norris

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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religion

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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I'm Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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