- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Nickleback.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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