what came first the chicken or the chips

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Anyone can post anything.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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