Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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