- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

i dont fisish anythi

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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