An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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what goes boo a sock

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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