Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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