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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your parents are going to die today

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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