- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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