a seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

thumb_up thumb_down +4

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A chicken walked into the bar...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

i named my son Frodo because he was little

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops