- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Men's rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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