- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

there once was a black man who played basketball

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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