- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A house comes around the corner.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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