- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Poop.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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