A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Face Hunter is scum

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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nolan is gay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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