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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Obama walks into a hospital....

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Obama walks into a hospital....

PIED NINNY!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Obama walks into a hospital....

PIED NINNY!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs