- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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