- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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