- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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