How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Take wrong turns

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Skrillex.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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