- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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