- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Your face

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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