- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Tommy got neutered.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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