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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

call me maybe.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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