- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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