How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Gay republicans

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Abortion.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

my wife out of the kitchen

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

I like your hair

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

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