Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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