Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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