- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

-knock knock! -doors open

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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