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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What is more worse than death? Death

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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