- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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