Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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