How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Penis.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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