Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Ebola

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Corn Muffins

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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