- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

your mom

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Asians

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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