Corn Muffins

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Ebola

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Anti Joke

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