- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??