- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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