- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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