Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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