Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Neither did she.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Anti Joke

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