What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Do u take sugar?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

I have read the terms and conditions

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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