- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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