Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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