Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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knock knock come in !

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Women's rights.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Anti Joke

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