What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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